- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
white daughter: daddy have you ever cheated on mommy?
white dad: no sweetie the only girl i’ve ever cheated on mommy with is you!
Weed negates my homicidal tendencies.
.. I’d slice you into pieces.
people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
Oh, how can someone embody so much cuntiness in one personality.
Fuuuuuuuuck you bitch.